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Oh look, another WordPress site gets hacked and turned into a PayPal phishing scheme. Who could've seen that coming? This is why we can't have nice things, folks. This is why we can't have satirical breakfast-themed news sites.

It's not like there was much here to begin with, but we'll be back. And once we're done procrastinating with all this... stuff we have to do.... look out Onion! You're TOAST!

We're EGGS!

Let's eat!